You Were Always Mom´s Favorite!:Sisters in Conversation Throughout Their Lives Deborah Tannen
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When Simons sister casually mentions that her boyfriend wants to try anal sex, he has no clue where her devious mind is going. See, Kelly thinks the very idea is gross, but she knows its her big brothers favorite position. The more he tells her about his experiences, the hornier she gets, until she begs him to show her how its done! Kelly wants Simon to fill her in...with a little Anal 101. This tale of erotic taboo is 11,000 words and for readers 18 and up. ----- Excerpt ----- Kelly could only relate the experience of her friend Becky. She said it was like...relieving herself, and then having it pushed back in, and then doing it all over again. Yeah, one girl told me it was like trying to squeeze toothpaste back into a tube, I said. She hated it. But then another girl told me she actually liked that feeling. Becky said shed try it again if she was with a guy who knew what he was doing. Thats the secret to any sex, isnt it? Kelly was obviously trying to distract herself. When she tired of sucking on her wet hair she began to pull the strings of her hoodie. I guess so... I slid my phone over the table. Say, you want to give me Beckys number? Kelly knocked the phone spinning. Noooooo! she moaned. Maybe I will have another beer, I said. All this reminiscing is making me think of all the sex Im not having. I barely heard her next thoughtful mumble. Yeah, about that... Mm? I grunted from the fridge. Talking about stuff like this, especially when Ive been drinking...it gets me kind of horny. That wasnt a surprise. I was horny, too. Part of my reason for getting up was so I could hide my shame in the cold shadow of the refrigerator. Uh-huh, I muttered. And after this whole talk I think maybe Id be willing to try anal. Guess Danny owes me a high five too, then. No, she said. I mean, Im horny now, and just drunk enough to go for it. I stuck my head deeper into the fridge. So call him up! I yelled. Maybe once she was gone I could actually call Becky, I thought, see what she was doing... Hes never done it before. He just wants to do it with me, Kelly said. That sounded like a rough time for my sisters perky bottom. Yeesh, I said. Good luck with that. When she didnt respond I poked my head above the refrigerator door. She stared back at me intently. Sucking on her hair. What? I said, confused. She continued to stare with wide, grinning eyes. Kel. What? I dont get what youre-- I want to try it, she said. To see if I like it. So just call-- Suddenly it dawned on me. What? NO! She leapt from the table. Hear me out! she said. No way! I backed away like she was a monster in a horror movie. Kel, youre my sister... She followed me around the kitchen island in a slow circle. We were both breathing way too sharply for such minimal exercise and the booze was not the one to blame. My sister suddenly looked like a wild thing, her eyes bright and bold. We circled faster until Kelly abruptly stopped, wiped her hair primly over her shoulders, and straightened the hoodie over her chest. Okay, um, so you like butt stuff... No! I said. Waaaaait! she whined. Lets set aside the fact that this is my anal virginity were talking about. Whats wrong with you helping me? Number one, youre my sister. Thats why its okay! I smacked my forehead. How does that even make sense? Because Im asking you to help me find out if I like it! Im asking you for help. That actually gave me pause. I tapped my finger on the granite countertop and tried to decide if that made it any less wrong.
Sophie Kinsella has conquered the hearts of millions with her New York Times best-selling Shopaholic novels, which feature the irresistible one-woman shopping phenomenon Becky Bloomwood. Now Becky´s back in a hilarious, heartwarming tale of married life, best friends, and long-lost sisters (and the perils of simply having to own an Angel handbag!). What´s a round-the-world honeymoon if you can´t buy the odd souvenir to ship back home? Like the Chinese urns and 20 silk dressing gowns Becky found in Hong Kong, the five kilim rugs from Turkey, the splendid hand-carved dining table (and ten chairs) from Sri Lanka, the, um, huge wooden giraffes from Malawi (that her husband Luke expressly forbade her to buy)... Only now Becky and Luke have returned home to London and Luke is furious. Two truckloads of those souvenirs have cluttered up their usually immaculate loft, and the bills for them are outrageous. Becky´s even maxed out on her second secret credit card, and she doesn´t have a new job yet! Luke insists she go on a budget. And worse: her beloved best friend Suze has found a new best friend while Becky was away. Becky´s feeling rather blue, when her parents deliver some incredible news. She has a long-lost sister! Becky is thrilled! She´s convinced her sister will be a true soulmate. They´ll go shopping together, drink cappuccinos together, have manicures together, and watch their favorite videos together. Until she meets Jessica for the first time and gets the shock of her life. Surely Becky Bloomwood´s sister can´t...hate shopping? 1. Language: English. Narrator: Katherine Kellgren. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/rand/000477de/bk_rhde_002536_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Chekhov’s masterpiece in a full-cast performance starring Tessa Thompson, Jennifer Westfeldt, Sarah Zimmerman and Jon Hamm. Meet Olga, Masha, and Irina, warm and cultured young sisters who were reared in the exciting hubbub of Moscow, but have been living in the dull, gossipy backwaters of Russia for far too long. With their father’s passing, and the ordinary grip of day-to-day life slowly suffocating them, the urge to return to the city with its rich and exciting life rises to a fever pitch. First performed in 1901, The Three Sisters mixes humor and heartbreak beautifully and is a perennial favorite of actors and audiences alike. This is a full-cast performance starring Tessa Thompson as Irina; Jennifer Westfeldt as Masha; Sarah Zimmerman as Olga; Jon Hamm as Vershinin; Josh Clark as Solyony/Rode; Josh Cooke as Kulygin; Dan Donohue as Tuzenbach; Pamela Dunlap as Anfisa; Marc Halsey as Fedotik; Rebecca Mozo as Natasha; Robert Pine as Chebutykin/Ferapont; Reid Scott as Andrei. Directed by Jenny Sullivan. Recorded before a live audience at the Skirball Cultural Center, Los Angeles, in April, 2011. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Tessa Thompson, Jennifer Westfeldt, Sarah Zimmerman, Jon Hamm, Josh Clark, Josh Cooke, Dan Donohue. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/pf/latw/000283de/bk_rhde_002536_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Reagan Bishop is a pusher. A licensed psychologist who stars on the Wendy Winsberg cable breakout show I Need a Push, Reagan helps participants become their best selves by urging them to overcome obstacles and change behaviors. An overachiever, Reagan is used to delivering results. Despite her overwhelming professional success, Reagan never seems to earn her family´s respect. Her younger sister, Geri, is and always will be the Bishop family favorite. When a national network buys Reagan´s show, the pressures for unreasonably quick results and higher ratings mount. But Reagan´s a clinician, not a magician, and fears witnessing her own personal failings in prime time. (And seriously? Her family will never let her hear the end of it.) Desperate to make the show work and keep her family at bay, Reagan actually listens when the show´s New Age healer offers an unconventional solution¿ Record Nielsen ratings follow. But when Reagan decides to use her newfound power to teach everyone a lesson about sibling rivalry, she´s the one who will be schooled¿ 1. Language: English. Narrator: Jen Lancaster. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/peng/002288de/bk_rhde_002536_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.