You will giggle so hard at these funny Halloween jokes for kids. There are over 100 super funny and hilarious Halloween jokes created to make you laugh! From the audiobook: Q: What is Dracula´s favorite pudding? A: Leeches and scream! Q: What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea? A: Lots of very scared dogs! Q: Where do baby ghosts go during the day? A: Day-scare centers! Comedy, humor and joke-telling have many positive benefits associated with it. Jokes can bring a smile to the face of others and put you in a great mood! Here are a few more benefits associated with joke-telling: Help you bond with friends and family Lighten tense situations Help you make friends Great conversation starters Perfect for texts and status updates 1. Language: English. Narrator: Justin James. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/095793/bk_acx0_095793_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
It was Halloween Night and Damon was excited about trying out his new Halloween prop in his front yard next to the busy road that ran in front of his house. He was putting on the finishing touches to his new prop when some friends from school decided to drop by and check out his new prop he had been bragging about at school all day. His friends Steve, Jack and Karen rode together in the same car and pulled into Damon´s driveway and watched as Damon was practicing slipping the noose around his neck. They all got out of the car and walked up to Damon watching him working feverously before the Trick-or-Treaters arrived asking for candy. Steve said ´´Looks like you´re going to have the coolest Halloween prop in town.´´ ´´Thanks, Halloween is my favorite day of the year, and I thought I would come up with something you don´t always see on Halloween.´´ Karen chimed in and said ´´Guys it´s starting to get dark and we don´t want to be late to the party.´´ ´´You don´t have to rush off don´t you want to stay just a little while to see the look on the Trick-or-Treaters faces as they see me hanging from the tree as though it´s the real thing?´´ Steve interrupted and said ´´We´d really like to hang with you a while, but my girlfriend worked hard on decorating the party for us and I don´t want to disappoint her. I´m sure you´ll understand.´´ ´´That´s ok, I tell you what I´ll video tape it so you can watch it at my house tomorrow. Does that sound OK with you guys?´´ asked Damon. Steve replied, ´´Sounds great, we´ll all be there tomorrow, that´s a promise.´´ 1. Language: English. Narrator: Ted Brooks. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/017182/bk_acx0_017182_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Nick is getting ready for Halloween, and Mittens wants to help. But the only thing he seems to be good at is making a mess - until Mittens finds his own way to contribute to the special night´s spooky good fun. The youngest of listeners will delight in the appealing kitten´s celebration of a favorite holiday! 1. Language: English. Narrator: Fred Berman. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/harp/002565/bk_harp_002565_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Since creating the Mouse and Mole series, Theodor Seuss Geisel Honor Award-winner Wong Herbert Yee has become a favorite among young fans all over the world. In this delightful novel, Mole frets because Halloween will soon be here, and Halloween can be scary. But he perks up at the idea of a pumpkin-carving contest. This could be fun! As Mole cuts his design in the pumpkin, he begins to worry that Mouse might copy his idea. Fortunately, it’s not long before Mole stops his worrying—for nothing can keep good friends apart. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Michelle O. Medlin. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/reco/005442/bk_reco_005442_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Billy and Amanda Walker aren´t too sure about the new shop that just opened up in their small town of Boo, Pennsylvania. They´re even more unsure of the shop´s owner. A tall, spooky looking man who goes by the name of Mr. Night. When pumpkins mysteriously begin attacking people and children go missing, Billy and Amanda are positive it´s tied to Mr. Night and his new antique bookstore that´s filled with strange spell books and spiders. Unfortunately, no one will believe them. With Halloween threatened and the lives of their friends in danger, it´s up to Billy and Amanda to figure out what´s going on, and save their favorite holiday before it´s too late. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Maureen Boutilier. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/015567/bk_acx0_015567_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
While America Singer´s heart was torn between Aspen and Prince Maxon, her friend, Marlee, knew exactly what she wanted - and paid the price. Revisit the captivating world of Kiera Cass´ number-one New York Times best-selling Selection series in this digital original novella. Told from Marlee´s point of view, this all-new story returns to the fateful Halloween when Marlee and Carter were discovered and reveals how that night - and Prince Maxon - changed their lives forever. The Favorite also features a teaser to The Siren! 1. Language: English. Narrator: Arielle DeLisle. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/harp/004647/bk_harp_004647_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Halloween Town is in a huge hustle and bustle preparing for Halloween, their favorite holiday. Zelda the Zombie is on the committee of students volunteering for the big school party. Instead something else captures her and her friends´ instincts, so they must go investigate to solve the scary mystery. Will they be able to solve it in time to arrive at the party? Or will something sinister hold them in its trap? Find out in the fourth installment of Amelia Picklewiggle´s strange and frightfully funny Halloween Town series: Zelda the Zombie. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Tracey Norman. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/038929/bk_acx0_038929_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
In this is book you will find five delightful stories about some of the cutest fairy witches. You will be introduced to Chef Gardenia and The Sweet Fairy Treats. There is not one fairy anywhere in all of Fairy Land who does not love sweets, especially those created by fairies themselves. Some fairies have speculated that the reason their treats are the best is because of the tiny touch of magic that the fairies use when they cook and bake. The bakers around Fairy Land love to use seasonal ingredients in their amazing creations. With Halloween approaching, they are planning out their menus and trying to create some new original dishes. Learn how she uses her magic to create amazing Halloween treats. You will learn about Courtney´s Fairy Costumes and how clever she is in creating costumes. Fairies love to be able to get dressed up in beautiful things. Most of the time they wear the same outfits while they go about their missions of providing goodness in numerous ways throughout the world. This is why my team and I are so busy at this time of the year. We are fairy seamstresses, and it is our job to fit and create costumes for many of the fairies who live in Fairy Land, which stretches out over the whole world. Learn about Hallie´s Holiday Store and why she loves Halloween as her favorite holiday. Hallie owns her own holiday store. The holiday that it concentrated the most on was Halloween because it was Hallie´s favorite. Hallie had been born on October 31st and her parents chose her name because of it. Her father sometimes still referred to the day as Halli-ween. Hallie especially loved Halloween decorations and every year she would be the first one in her community to put them up. Issy´s Fairy Halloween Party is a very popular holiday event. You will find out about her decorations and also where the magical Halloween party is being held this year. It is the night of November 1st, and the fairies were getting together to have their annual Hall 1. Language: English. Narrator: Jonathan Johns. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/071887/bk_acx0_071887_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Welcome to the Mom’s Favorite Reads October 2018 eMagazine audiobook, our Halloween edition!As you would expect, inside the audiobook, you will discover a number of articles related to Halloween and its traditions. These articles cover the full range of Halloween, from its history to its place in various cultures throughout the world.Our magazine also includes a number of non-Halloween articles along with regular features - best-sellers, hot new releases, and our author spotlight.Established by best-selling authors Ronesa Aveela, Hannah Howe, and Denise McCabe, Mom’s Favorite Reads is about more than a magazine. Through our network of writers, readers, teachers, librarians, and book lovers, we are a community that fosters reading among adults and children. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Dr. Michelle Carabache. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/137136/bk_acx0_137136_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.